Frankstown, or How Shanky Got His Ho Back. Scene 6: On the Road
April 7th, 2008About 75 miles into their trip, the group spotted a trio of bikers on the road ahead. Shanky readied the 50 just in case, and the bikers followed suit with their hand cannons. When the group got to within twenty or thirty yards, the bikers tried to pull a hard stop to get behind the two Jeeps. One of the bikers on the right wiped out, while Jonny Huong and Regina took out the other two with a throwing star and an AK-47 round, respectively. Upon seeing what a rifle round can do to a human head from such a short range, Milton disgorged his lunch burrito and suddenly realized that motorcycles were horrible abominations that must be feared and avoided. When Lightnin’ stopped to retrieve one of the Harleys for spare parts, Milton insisted that he strap the motorcycle on the other Jeep.