Frankstown, or How Shanky Got His Ho Back. Scene 1: BootyDome 23, Atlanta
April 6th, 2008One of Shanky’s hoes went missing, so he called up some of his associates to help get her back from the crazy cult she was mixed up with in Panama. Shanky, Cabbage Head, Lightnin’, Jonny, and Regina met at the BootyDome 23 in Atlanta to discuss the situation. Milton Sinclair, a notable entertainment manager, joined them, as Susan Flower from the Flower Family had recently run away to join the same cult and Caterpillar Records had tasked him with tracking her down.
Over a MegaPartyPak (1 ounce each of weed, cocaine, and heroin; lots of beer and liquor; lots of soda; lots of munchies; and a bucket of chicken), Shanky and his crew decided on a plan: deliver some “Army surplus” “scrap metal” to Birmingham for Pappy Malone, then use the profits to secure air or sea passage to Panama.